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[Sep. 28th, 2008|07:50 pm] |
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Welcome to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) british_pickle's fic/poem journal (even though only the fic part is in the name).
On here, you will find content ranging anywhere from gen to slash, G to NC-17, and possibly containing sex, violence, murder, death, weird kinks, and squicks.
All posts will be properly labeled and warnings and disclaimers set on everything, because I do write fanfic.
Please makes yourself as much at home as possible and enjoy yourself! |
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| au100 drabbles |
[Jul. 7th, 2007|12:18 pm] |
As I'd mentioned in my regular journal, my interests have changed with the coming of AWE, so the drabble challenges have been dropped and I'm just working on them unofficially (all but two, anyway), and have changed my focus.
So. I'm writing a series (which I'm finding much easier to write in drabble form than anything else), which will have a sequal that I'm using the ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) 50_darkfics table for. Yes, it will be very very dark, and very very angsty, and some parts will more than likely squick some people.
It's an AU POTC fic, Naval Threesome, with werewolf!Theo. I don't know how it came about, exactly, just that I was reading someone else's Naval Threesome drabble table, and suddenly thought of a protective, growling Theo which led to the werewolf thought. *shrug* ANYWAY. Here's the first ten.
( 1.Beginnings )
( 2.Middles )
( 3.Ends )
( 4.First )
( 5.Last )
( 6.Hours )
( 7.Days )
( 8.Weeks )
( 9.Months )
( 10.Years ) |
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| Lost table drabble |
[Apr. 6th, 2007|03:56 pm] |
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Another little drabble written for 50_darkfics. I'll have to get a move on on the other 7 challenges I entered so I don't get my claim revoked :)
Title: My Turn
Fandom: Lost
Characters: Sayid/Sawyer
Prompt: 018 Conquer
Word Count: 123
Rating: R
( Read more... ) |
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| drabble |
[Mar. 20th, 2007|05:48 pm] |
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HAH! I'm very very happy this came out so soon. Drabble for 50_darkfics.
Title: Disgusted
Fandom: Lost
Characters: Sayid/Sawyer
Prompt: 014 Coffin/Buried
Word Count: 108
Rating: R
( Disgusted ) |
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| New Poem |
[Dec. 4th, 2006|12:57 am] |
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First poem of my college life! Yay! :D I wrote this a few weeks ago, with the floundering :( GSA of Barlow High in mind.
( little birdy ) |
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| Decisions |
[Sep. 22nd, 2006|02:58 pm] |
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Not cat!fic, I'm sorry to say :D
A bit of originonfic. Just something I threw together just now, that's been rolling around my head for a couple weeks.
Decisions G, second person POV, no joke it actually happened.
( Decisions, Decisions, Decisions ) |
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| And more |
[Sep. 21st, 2006|11:57 pm] |
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Another little ficlet in the Catified universe.
In the Hold PG-13 for a mention of kitty!sex, Theo/Andrew, random old middie
( In the Hold ) |
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| Some more kitties |
[Sep. 21st, 2006|11:39 pm] |
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This is related to Catified, but you don't have to read that to understand this. Just know that Andrew was turned into a cat first.
Theo's Got It Too! G, Theo/Andrew, James
( Theo's Got It Too! ) |
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| new fic, for PotC1 and 2 |
[Jul. 19th, 2006|01:36 am] |
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It has no plot connections with either of them, so there aren't any spoilers for the second. It's just something I thought up earlier today, and just finished a few minutes ago.
Title: Catified
Rating: G
Pairing: implied Grovette
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of Gore, Ted, Terry, and their respective actors.
Summary: Gillette has been catified.
Inspired by: mangakat's kitty!potc drawings, which are so adorable. They also inspired my kitty!James story, too, of which this is only loosely related.
( Catified ) |
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| Origific, horror, R |
[Dec. 16th, 2005|08:38 pm] |
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Wrote this for English class last year, first semester because it was around Halloween and we were looking at Edgar Allen Poe and Alfred Hitchcock stuff. Fun fun.
Rated: R
Definitely not beta'ed.
( Here it is! ) |
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| Fic: PotC, PG |
[Sep. 29th, 2005|12:08 am] |
Part one of...many.
No title so far
PG
Norrington/Gillette/Groves
Thanks to meletor_et_al for beta work and historical..things.
I put the alternate summary at the bottom, and whited it out for those who didn't want to spoil the story for themselves. There isn't really an actual summary as of yet. I'll get there.
( How much have you had to drink? ) |
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| Fic: Talented Mr. Ripley, G |
[Sep. 29th, 2005|12:06 am] |
One out of a lot of drabbley things from me to many for my birthday.
It's a little double drabble for mcee and firesignwriter. Not sex, like the latter had mentioned, and not quite pre-movie Peter/Dickie like the former wished. But I figure it's close enough, considering the muses shut down after the last line. It seemed like a good place to end it.
( Read more... ) |
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| Fic: PotC, NC-17 |
[Sep. 29th, 2005|12:02 am] |
Title: A Game of Cat and Mouse
Rating: NC-17, for kinky scar!sex
Pairing: Sparrington, what else? :P
Summary: James gets another taste of the supernatural.
Disclaimer: None of this actually happened. I have used and abused the PotC characters, and (not)repented about it. Any mistakes in this are mine own.
Warning: There is sex, so if it's not your cuppa, don't read it. And Cotton's Parrot is Teh Ev0l in this.
Feedback: Yes please!
Thanks: meletor_et_al and aradiria for beta work, and for squeeing at the entire thing. I <33 you!
( A Game of Cat and Mouse ) |
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| Fic: PotC, PG |
[Sep. 29th, 2005|12:00 am] |
-M and I were talking through IM while I was watching zombie sci-fi, and she was trying to write J/W/N, but I kept mentioning the zombies, and how yummy they were. I didn't actually mean they were really yummy, because..ew. But that spawned an idea in -M's mind, of making seksing J/W/N zombies, and then I got an idea for it, and it all amounted to undead_monthly
If you're still reading, and are a mite bit interested in what happened, here's my contribution to the PotC zombieness. It's rather short.
Title: What the Moon Sees
Rating: um..pg?
Pairing: undead!Sparrington from the Moon's POV
Warning: as -M puts it, there is undeath in here. don't say I didn't warn you, because I just did, that's why this is with the Warning..although this isn't as squicking as -M's piece, which you should all go read now. do it. do it now!
Disclaimer: all I own of PotC is the original two disc DVD set, and the bonus three DVD set, and a couple posters, but that's it. the zombieness to this I take responsibility for, though only halfway. the rest goes to -M ;)
Thanks: goes to -M, for being online and in a ficing mood when I was watching zombie teevee. and for being into this kind of thing like me! I <333 you!
( Here there be zombies. Squeamish, ye be warned. ) |
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| Poem: Hello |
[Sep. 28th, 2005|11:57 pm] |
A lady at the hospital randomly started talking to me because of my notebook, and this came about because of it.
Hello
Somone said hello today,
I thought I'd say hi back,
But when I turned to say the words,
My mind slipped off its track.
I lost the words, I lost the sounds,
They said goodbye forever.
So now when people stop to say
The words I wish, I long to repay,
I blank and think, "Never ever." |
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| Fic: Origific, NC-17 |
[Sep. 28th, 2005|11:54 pm] |
I wrote this so it wouldn't be bothering me anymore. I'm a horrible person to do this.
Title: The Mating Dance of Zodiacs
Feedback: please don't flame me. if you actually read this, and aren't actually speechless, please say something nice. or politely tell me to never write anything like this ever again. I'll listen to you.
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: the Zodiacs
Pairing: Dragon/Ram
Warning: male animal sex. and explicit. you have been warned. please do not read this if you don't want to read about a Dragon and a Ram "getting it on", "doing it", "doing the squelchy" whatever you want to call it.
Disclaimer: I do not make money from this, praise God. I never plan to write anything like to this for money, ever.
Note: Dionysus is the God of wine and sex, and also brought about Ancient Greek Theater. The God that started it all.
I hope you've all been properly warned, so don't say I didn't tell you so if you click and didn't want to.
( God save me ) |
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| Poem: The Void |
[Sep. 28th, 2005|11:53 pm] |
Written in a fit of down-time. Can't remember exactly what it was about.
she stumbles and falls among the masses,
yet no one sees.
her anguished cry rends the silence,
yet no one hears.
she reaches out to grasp at all who pass,
yet no one feels.
her anger and sadness is bitter on her tongue,
yet no one tastes.
she reeks of desperation,
yet no one smells.
she is the forsaken and the forgotten,
yet no one cares.
will no one help? |
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| Fic: PotC, G |
[Sep. 28th, 2005|11:50 pm] |
Title: Friends in Low Places
Author: british_pickle
Rating: G
Character: one Mr. James Norrington, with an implied Elizabeth Swann mentioned
Disclaimer: brought to you by Disney, Mr. Jack Davenport, and Ted and Terry. I make no money from this, so don't assume I do. Assuming is making an 'Ass' out of 'u' and 'me'. See? Ass-U-Me. So don't. Title is from the Garth Brooks song Friends in Low Places.
( Friends in Low Places ) |
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